( just literally verbally keysmashing. he starts to flail impotently, then in almost the same second he's all prepared to activate Kill Mode and wriggle around so he can get him in a headlock and STRANGLE HIM, but then they are just pchooing off before he can accomplish anything and he winds up clinging on for dear life instead. )
Hey, he's not an idiot! Lloyd's really smart, besides not knowing what a dog looks like. I've only known him like, a couple weeks, but ( if anything happened to him i'd kill everyone in this room and then myself ) I'd trust his judgment, too.
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Date: 2021-12-28 01:46 am (UTC)( just literally verbally keysmashing. he starts to flail impotently, then in almost the same second he's all prepared to activate Kill Mode and wriggle around so he can get him in a headlock and STRANGLE HIM, but then they are just pchooing off before he can accomplish anything and he winds up clinging on for dear life instead. )
Don't put me down...!
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Date: 2021-12-28 01:48 am (UTC)Zelos cackles, not at all minding the certainty that they will both CRASH AND DIE because law's reaction makes it all worth it. ]
You sure? I just got the overwhelming urge to let you off riiiiiiiiight here.
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Date: 2021-12-28 01:58 am (UTC)( grabbing a great big handful of his hair, because that worked pretty good when he was biting his face off, before. )
If I go down, you're coming with me!
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Date: 2021-12-28 02:00 am (UTC)[ THE HAIR IS SACRED??? SSTOP?????? ]
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Date: 2021-12-28 03:54 pm (UTC)( he does not pull, but by god he has those lovely Sacred long tresses wrapped around his fist and he will not let go. this is now his reins. )
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Date: 2021-12-28 07:37 pm (UTC)[ MY HAIR?????? MY HAIR!!!!!!!!! ]
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Date: 2021-12-29 12:37 am (UTC)( that was supposed to be some kind of backhanded semi-insult like, I DUNNO YOU'RE JUST SO MAIMABLE but he sure didn't think it through. )
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Date: 2021-12-29 03:33 am (UTC)[ WHY DO YOU LOVE TO HURT ME? ]
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Date: 2021-12-29 01:13 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2021-12-29 03:54 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2021-12-29 04:03 pm (UTC)( literally regurgitating something his dad said to him once about trying to be like the other kids and he has no idea he is doing that )
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Date: 2021-12-29 04:06 pm (UTC)[ BEEN THERE DONE THAT ]
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Date: 2021-12-29 04:14 pm (UTC)Okay. I should have seen that one coming.
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Date: 2021-12-29 04:16 pm (UTC)Spend enough time with him and you'll be in the same boat.
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Date: 2021-12-29 04:22 pm (UTC)( if you can count running for your life from a giant chicken after giving each other a concussion, then accidentally falling off of it an "idea" )
Is that just a thing with you guys, or...
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Date: 2021-12-29 04:24 pm (UTC)[ HAHA HA HA ]
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Date: 2021-12-29 04:28 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2021-12-29 04:34 pm (UTC)[ but fondly. ]
That doesn't make him stupid though. He just relies completely on his intuition.
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Date: 2021-12-29 04:35 pm (UTC)( signed fellow intuitive idiot )
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Date: 2021-12-29 04:37 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2021-12-29 04:39 pm (UTC)Okay, well—yeah, I guess. Good thing he's got a support system that wouldn't let that happen though, huh?
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Date: 2021-12-29 04:41 pm (UTC)Sure won't. The only one tricking that idiot is me.