Yeah, homework. Viktor and Jayce tutor me, so I have a lot of shit to hand in all the time. It's good, they're geniuses, I'm a genius, we're making a lot of progress. I usually spend... Three hours on each math problem. Takes time, man.
(because they REALLY SCRAMBLE HER POOR BRAIN. and she always turns in perfect homework, on nerd grounds, excuse her.)
You'll be standing soon, Lawie. I can spar with you once you're good. Really spar, not just fuck around.
(and his little hand is getting caresses!! so many caresses with her thumb.)
[ he wheezes when he sighs, and his breath sounds shitty and watery. they don't really do surgery so great out here in the middle of the fucking jungle as it turns out, but hey, he's not dead so that's a win. ]
Not sure how soon "soon" is gonna be. My leg's broken. Almost got my arm torn clean off, too. I've worked through an injury before, but never anything this serious.
[ but he doesn't prefer to get all mopey and woe-is-me about his problems if he can possibly help it, so he shrugs his one good shoulder with a faint wince. ]
Good thing I hit harder with my right hand, huh? Who needs both? I can still do some damage.
I'm sorry, Lawie... I have a solution, but I don't want to give it to you. It might worsen you in the long run.
(in law's case, a single drop of shimmer wouldn't be enough. she knows exactly what happens when too much shimmer is involved, tumors, addiction, rage. monster-like. she's an exception, with shimmer being tied to her very foundation.)
It's what made me like this, but I don't have someone to do the surgery for you, and you definitely don't wanna be like me.
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Date: 2022-04-10 10:12 pm (UTC)(because they REALLY SCRAMBLE HER POOR BRAIN. and she always turns in perfect homework, on nerd grounds, excuse her.)
You'll be standing soon, Lawie. I can spar with you once you're good. Really spar, not just fuck around.
(and his little hand is getting caresses!! so many caresses with her thumb.)
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Date: 2022-04-12 02:11 pm (UTC)Not sure how soon "soon" is gonna be. My leg's broken. Almost got my arm torn clean off, too. I've worked through an injury before, but never anything this serious.
[ but he doesn't prefer to get all mopey and woe-is-me about his problems if he can possibly help it, so he shrugs his one good shoulder with a faint wince. ]
Good thing I hit harder with my right hand, huh? Who needs both? I can still do some damage.
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Date: 2022-04-12 02:18 pm (UTC)(in law's case, a single drop of shimmer wouldn't be enough. she knows exactly what happens when too much shimmer is involved, tumors, addiction, rage. monster-like. she's an exception, with shimmer being tied to her very foundation.)
It's what made me like this, but I don't have someone to do the surgery for you, and you definitely don't wanna be like me.